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NEDA hopes aggressive RH push will reduce poverty incidence to 9%

THE National Economic and Development Authority (NEDA) will submit to the President a draft Executive Order (EO) calling for the “intensive” implementation of the Responsible Parenthood and Reproductive Health (RPRH) Act by local government units (LGUs).

Socioeconomic Planning Secretary Ernesto M. Pernia said that the more active roll out of family planning services is expected to reduce poverty beyond the government’s target.

“The intensive and extensive implementation of the Responsible Parenthood and Reproductive Health is important. We’re going to submit that to the next cabinet meeting,” Mr. Pernia told reporters on Wednesday.

“Fully implementation” means “all LGUs and not just certain regions. So we need an Executive Order to mandate local governments to be active in implementing. There’s a demand for it especially from the poor because they have limited access to family planning services,” he added. 

The prospective order comes on top of EO No. 12 which President Rodrigo R. Duterte signed in January 2017 ordering the accelerated implementation of the RPRH by the Health department and other LGUs.

“If we do that within the term of the President we can bring down poverty. Poverty could be reduced from 19% now to 9%. That’s our preliminary estimate.”

The 9% estimate compares with the government’s 13% poverty rate target in the Philippine Development Plan 2017-2022.

Mr. Pernia said that poor families have an average of five to six children.

“Naturally there will be fewer poor not immediately but slowly. So the EO that we’re drafting will be submitted for implementation,” he said.

“It’s a very powerful tool. Reducing poverty through family planning program is the cheapest way to reduce poverty,” Mr. Pernia added. — Elijah Joseph C. Tubayan

Lav Diaz returns to Berlin with musical movie

TWO YEARS after winning the Alfred Bauer Silver Bear prize for his film Hele sa Hiwagang Hapis (Lullaby to the Sorrowful Mystery), Filipino auteur Lavrente “Lav” Diaz, is returning to and competing in the 68th Berlinale or the Berlin International Film Festival with his newest work, Ang Panahon ng Halimaw (Season of the Devil).

“Here we are again, this electrifying feeling of completing a film after sleepless nights, rushing to complete festival and sales agent deliverables and getting ready to have the film shown in the Main Competition of one of the biggest film festivals in the world,” said Bianca Balbuena, one of the film’s producers, on her Facebook page on Jan. 22.

The Berlinale is one of the leading international film festivals alongside the Cannes Film Festival, the Sundance Film Festival, the Toronto International Film Festival, and the Venice International Film Festival.

Touted as a musical/rock opera shot in black and white and set during the martial law period, Ang Panahon ng Halimaw brings together actors who previously worked with Mr. Diaz, notably Hele sa Hiwagang Hapis, including Piolo Pascual, Angel Aquino, Joel Saracho, Bart Guingona, and Hazel Orencio.

Joining the ensemble are Shaina Magdayao, Pinky Amador, Bituin Escalante, Don Melvin Boongaling, Lilit Reyes, Ian Lomongo, Noel Sto. Domingo, Bradley Liew, Junji Delfino, Dub Lau, and Gan Hui Yee.

Compared to many of his films which have very long running times — Hele sa Hiwagang Hapis was over eight hours long — Ang Panahon ng Halimaw runs for three hours 50 minutes.

Mr. Diaz’s movie will be competing against 24 other films including Unsane by Steven Soderbergh.

“May this film remind you to fight for your freedom, for your voice, for your right, for your country,” said Ms. Balbuena in the same post.

This year’s Berlinale will run from Feb. 15 to 24 and will be opening with Wes Anderson’s Isle of Dogs, a stop-motion animation film about a Japanese city filled with banished dogs and a 12-year-old who goes to the city to find his lost pet. — Zsarlene B. Chua

DSWD calls for volunteers for Mayon relief goods packing

WITH MORE evacuees expected in the coming days as Mayon Volcano continues to be on a high activity level, the Department of Social Welfare and Development (DSWD) Field Office in Central Visayas is calling for up to 100 volunteers who will help pack relief goods that will be sent to Albay. Interested individuals and organizations may call Lilibeth Cabiara at (032) 233-0261 or visit the field office at Barangay Carreta, Cebu City to sign up. In a statement released yesterday, the DSWD said there are now 17,490 families, or 66,442 individuals, in 67 evacuation centers located in the six municipalities and three cities in Albay. Evacuation of other residents is still ongoing. The Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology, in its Thursday morning update, said it recorded another six episodes of “intense but sporadic lava fountaining from the summit crater” from Wednesday morning. Four Cebu Pacific flights between Naga and Manila were canceled yesterday. In an advisory, Cebu Pacific said, “We are closely monitoring the Mayon Volcano situation and tracking movement of the ash cloud. Passengers with flights over the next few days, particularly those within the Bicol Region, are advised to recheck their flight schedules for possible delays or re-timings as these may change depending on volcanic activity.”

Pain-free Woods ready to get back in swing

LA JOLLA — Tiger Woods, confident that debilitating back pain is behind him, tees off at the Farmers Insurance Open on Thursday aiming to build himself into a contender once again.

“To be honest with you, I just want to start playing on the Tour and getting into a rhythm of playing a schedule again,” the former world number one said as he prepared to play his first US PGA Tour event in a year — and just his second since August of 2015.

Last year’s much-anticipated comeback ground to a halt in February, and Woods had spinal fusion surgery in April.

He says this year’s return is different, since instead of managing his pain he is now playing pain-free for the first time in years.

“It feels good to go out there and practice, it feels good not to have a burning sensation going down my leg into my foot or collapse when I’m walking, things of that nature,” Woods said. “I haven’t felt this good in years.”

Woods tees off at 10:40 a.m. (18:40 GMT) alongside Charley Hoffman and Patrick Reed on Torrey Pines’ South Course.

That’s where he claimed the most recent of his 14 major titles, at the 2008 US Open.

Since then his pursuit of Jack Nicklaus’s record of 18 majors has stalled, and even if his health holds up it remains to be seen if he will have the game to beat the young stars who have risen in his absence.

That includes 23-year-old Spaniard Jon Rahm, the defending champion who supplanted Jordan Spieth as number two in the world with a win on Sunday in the CareerBuilder Challenge and could replace Dustin Johnson as world number one with a victory.

“A lot of names I haven’t seen, I haven’t played with, I haven’t seen their games,” Woods said. “We’ll see.”

Woods said he’s been able to play six days a week at home.

But tournament play on the North and South courses at Torrey Pines, where dense rough lines the fairways and the greens were already firm early in the week, will be a different challenge, even for a player who has won eight times at Torrey.

Woods said the last time golf seemed “easy” was in 2013 — when he won five times on the US PGA Tour to take his tally of titles to 79.

Not coincidentally, he hasn’t won since.

“There are times when it is easy to go out there and shoot 65s, I just need to get my game to where it’s like that again,” Woods said.

“A lot of the guys have been playing well, have been playing a lot and they’re seasoned. I know this is early in the year, but they’re seasoned already and I’m not.

“I’m not there yet,” added Woods, who says he is building towards the Masters, where he has won four green jackets but hasn’t played since 2015. “But I’ll get some tournaments under my belt and keep progressing.” — AFP

Silicon Valley veteran to head mobile-age TV start-up

SAN FRANCISCO — A start-up created by a Hollywood powerhouse to tailor television for smartphone lifestyles announced Wednesday that its chief will be Silicon Valley veteran Meg Whitman.

Whitman will start in March as the top executive at NewTV, a “mobile-first media platform” being nurtured into existence at WndrCo.

WndrCo was created by former Walt Disney Studios chairman Jeffrey Katzenberg, who will serve as chairman of Los Angeles-based NewTV, the company said in a statement.

“NewTV is one of the most disruptive and timely ideas I’ve come across during my career,” Whitman said in the statement.

“I share Jeffrey’s vision that top-quality programing tailored to our mobile lifestyles is the next big touchpoint in entertainment.”

Whitman added that she was “thrilled to be employee number 1.”

Whitman, one of the most prominent women in Silicon Valley and a onetime candidate for California governor, recently stepped down as chief executive of Hewlett Packard Enterprise.

She kept a seat on the board at HPE, one of the firms created in the 2015 breakup of Hewlett Packard. Whitman joined HP in 2011.

Whitman was credited with leading a “turnaround strategy” as the computer company strived to adapt to trends in using mobile devices and cloud-based services for personal and work computing.

She also engineered a split between the HP enterprise unit, HPE, and the personal computer and printer business HP, Inc., that became a household name but faced increasingly fierce competition.

Whitman, 61, was the top executive at eBay from 1998 to 2008 and has been a key figure in the male-dominated tech industry. She is also listed among the wealthiest women in tech.

She ran unsuccessfully as the Republican nominee for governor of California in 2010, losing to Jerry Brown.

Katzenberg’s vision for NewTV, which was said to be a working name for the company, involved high-quality shows custom-designed to be consumed in “bite-sized” formats of 10 minutes or less.

“Imagine a mobile subscription platform, with library content at its foundation, to deliver content on demand to smartphones,” Katzenberg, 67, said at a Wall Street Journal technology conference late last year.

“Everything has to be redone from scratch. You cannot take an episode of Game of Thrones and chop it into six pieces; it would be terrible.”

Katzenberg said he has commitments from “major Hollywood players” to make content for the platform. — AFP

MICC review of suspended mines out in March

THE Mining Industry Coordinating Council (MICC) is expected to release by the end of March the results of its review of mines ordered shut down or suspended last year, the Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR) said.

Secretary Roy A. Cimatu told reporters that the department will also be meeting with companies whose operations were halted by the previous DENR secretary, Regina Paz L. Lopez.

“I emphasized the need for them to shape up… I’m calling them in [for a meeting] in February,” he added.

Mr. Cimatu said companies that continue to disregard mining regulations will remain closed.

The MICC is mandated to conduct a review on mining operations every two years but failed to do so last year amid the closure of 26 mines.

The interagency panel is also expected to release a preliminary report this month.

Mr. Cimatu also said that while the government remains wary of open-pit mining, the DENR may propose a conditional approval of the mining method, which is economically more efficient than other forms of digging but is thought to be more damaging to the landscape.

“Open-pit mining digs up the ground too much and it exposes so much. What we’re doing is [suggesting that they switch to] operations where after an area has been stripped, it will have to be filled up by greenery,” he added.

“[In the open-pit mining], they’ll dig up 2,000 square meters and leave it as is. But now we’ll have to limit it to around 200 square meters [per strip],” Mr. Cimatu said.

“That is the solution we have for the unnecessary exposure of the mining pit to avoid run-off. I’ll have to see first if they’re (the mining firms) going to comply,” he added. — Anna Gabriela A. Mogato

Elton John to ‘go out with a bang’ on final tour

NEW YORK — Elton John announced Wednesday that he is retiring from touring, with the consummate showman saying he wants to devote himself to his children — but after a final, massive swing around the world.

The 70-year-old British entertainer, revealing his plans at a gala New York event, said he planned to “go out with a bang” with a global tour that will open on Sept. 8 and last through 2021.

“It’s the last time that I will be touring and traveling the world, because my priorities have changed in my life,” John told several hundred journalists and guests after a mini-concert and virtual reality presentation of his career.

“I’ve had an amazing life, I’ve had an amazing career,” he said, adding, “My priorities now are my children and my husband and my family.”

He said he had been on the road since he was 17, adding, “I can’t physically do the traveling anymore. I want to be home with my children more.”

John and Furnish married in 2014 and the couple are raising two sons, Zachary, seven, and Elijah, five, who were born through a surrogate mother.

“I never thought that I could love anything as much as I love my sons… I never thought I could be a father, I thought I’m too selfish, too set in my ways,” he said.

John, who in the 1980s became one of the first openly gay major celebrities, has two children with his husband, Canadian filmmaker and former advertising executive David Furnish.

The original “Rocket Man” said he had no health concerns, despite a scare with a bacterial infection that caused him to cancel South American dates last year. He said he would stay active, hoping to record more albums and write further musicals.

“I will be creative, hopefully, until the day I die,” he said.

DON’T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME
Sporting a floral coattail jacket with sequined lapels, John promised an extravagant affair for the Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour which will open in Allentown, Pennsylvania.

Anticipating 300 shows around the world, the Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour could easily become one of the most profitable in music history.

“It’s a way of going out with a bang. I don’t want to go out with a whimper,” he said.

John’s theatrics have made him a top attraction in Las Vegas. His second residency, the technically lavish The Million Dollar Piano, will close in May after more than 200 concerts.

The artist said he still relished pleasing crowds — but, as a septuagenarian, he was more interested in taking his children to soccer practice than in traveling.

“I never thought that I could love anything as much as I love my sons. There’s not a word in the English dictionary that describes the love you have for a child,” he said.

John made the announcement under the Roman-inspired dome and columns of Gotham Hall, a former bank turned event space in Midtown Manhattan, where guests were offered champagne and shrimp tempura hors d’oeuvres.

The self-described Luddite — “I’ve never downloaded anything, not even porn,” he quipped to laughs — offered a virtual reality retrospective of his career on headsets offered to the audience.

The mini-biography starts in 1970 at West Hollywood’s Troubadour club, where the little-known pianist, born Reginald Dwight, electrified the crowd. It then takes the viewer on stage with him at his legendary 1975 blowouts at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles.

STILL STANDING
John, often known as Sir Elton after a knighthood by Queen Elizabeth II, has generated decades of hits such as “I’m Still Standing,” “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me,” and “Can You Feel the Love Tonight.”

His style brought together the old-school rhythm-and-blues piano of early rock ‘n’ roll with Gospel influences as well as a solid grounding in classical music.

The artist has also earned a fortune as a composer for musicals including blockbuster The Lion King, Billy Elliot, and the upcoming adaptation of The Devil Wears Prada.

Forbes magazine in 2017 ranked him as the 26th highest-earning celebrity, earning $60 million over the previous year.

Once a hard-partying rock star with a voracious appetite for cocaine and alcohol, John has achieved the kind of long-lasting fame enjoyed by The Beatles and The Rolling Stones.

He also was one of the first celebrities to become involved in the fight against AIDS. His AIDS Foundation, established in 1992, has raised millions of dollars for prevention and services.

John’s last studio album, Wonderful Crazy Night, carried a palpable sense of joy. Last year he put out a greatest hits collection dubbed Diamonds.

John said he was open to one-off concerts after his tour but that they would likely only be in Britain.

But he has one firm red-line. He said he had instructed his eldest son Zachary, “When Daddy dies, promise me — there won’t be a hologram of me going around the world.” — AFP/Reuters

Either pregnant with child or pregnant with hubris

Peculiar problems arise when government thinks itself all knowing and prescient. Call it Murphy’s Law or the law of unintended consequences. Either way, Greek mythology is full of people laid low by hubris.

As Prometheus was wont to say: “those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.”

I write this because the House of Representatives recently seem to have acquired a mania for pushing legislation that are quite detached from reality. As well as insisting in measures repeatedly tried in the past and, repeatedly as well, proven wrong.

So, Albert Einstein: “insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results”.

Which aptly can be said of the House’s stance toward marriage and the family: churning out bills on same-sex unions, divorce, SOGI, and — of course — to fully fund the actually operational Reproductive Health Law.

The problem is, we know that the stable family, composed not only of a man and woman and children but rather the biological father and mother of the children in permanent union, is the foundation for a stable and dynamic society.

“We know the statistics — that children who grow up without a father are five times more likely to live in poverty and commit crime; nine times more likely to drop out of schools and 20 times more likely to end up in prison. They are more likely to have behavioral problems, or run away from home, or become teenage parents themselves. And the foundations of our community are weaker because of it.”

That was Barack Obama, speaking on Father’s Day 2008. He should know, himself being a product of a single parent household.

The problem with encouraging legislation on divorce, for example, is that it leads to the weakening of the family.

Studies show that divorce laws (particularly “no-fault divorce”) historically contribute in encouraging the breakup of marriages exponentially through time (with US studies indicating increases of 10% annually, with one giving a high rate of 88%).

The hostility towards marriage and the family extends beyond mere lawmaking, what with the present administration’s utter aversion towards organized religion.

And yet studies show that religion goes a long way in protecting the family: Georgetown University’s Center for Applied Research in the Apostolate found in 2013 that, even in “divorce-is-completely-acceptable-US,” Catholics have way lower divorce rates: “Catholics stand out with only 28% of the ever-married having divorced at some point.”

Compare this with a divorce rate of 40% for those with no religious affiliation.

Which is tragic when you consider that, according to research cited by The Federalists’ Mollie Hemingway, “compared to those continuously married, those who never marry have a reduction in wealth of 75%, and those who divorced and didn’t remarry have a reduction of 73%.”

Furthermore, “research has consistently shown that both divorce and non-marital childbearing increase child poverty. In recent years, the majority of children who grow up outside of married families have experienced at least one year of dire poverty. According to one study, if family structure had not changed between 1960 and 1998, the black child poverty rate in 1998 would have been 28.4% rather than 45.6%, and the white child poverty rate would have been 11.4% rather than 15.4%. The rise in child poverty, of course, generates significant public costs in health and welfare programs.”

So here’s the punchline, “marriages that end in divorce also are very costly to the public.”

And the costs are not only in financial terms: Heritage Foundation’s Patrick Fagan points out that “children whose parents have divorced are increasingly the victims of abuse. They exhibit more health, behavioral, and emotional problems, are involved more frequently in and drug abuse, and have higher rates of suicide.”

If that weren’t enough, our officials (the Executive and the House) went double down: normalizing the contraceptive mentality and a tax reform program that removed exclusive benefits normally given to the family. Both policies are hardly encouraging of the young to establish families of their own.

But aging populations have been confirmed as a real problem, particularly for Asia: ADB’s report “Impact of Population Aging on Asia’s Future Growth” found that “declining birth rates and increasing life expectancies — will increasingly shape the economic direction of developing countries in Asia. The favorable demographics that have driven high economic growth in the region are likely to reverse.”

This was backed by the IMF, “the population growth rate is projected to fall to zero for Asia by 2050 and the share of working-age people — now at its peak — will decline over the coming decades.”

Or stated more bluntly, “some countries in Asia are getting old before becoming rich.”

It is probable that some members of the House hate their personal lives utterly. Such is undoubtedly unfortunate and deserve our sympathies. But that hardly warrants their dragging the entire country down the gutter.

To access the ADB report on population aging, please visit the link http://bit.ly/adbrept.

 

Jemy Gatdula is a Senior Fellow of the Philippine Council for Foreign Relations and a Philippine Judicial Academy law lecturer for constitutional philosophy and jurisprudence.

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Cornet investigated after missing three drug tests

PARIS — Frenchwoman Alize Cornet has been placed under a disciplinary investigation after missing three random drug tests, anti-doping officials said Thursday.

The 27-year-old, ranked 42 in the world, missed the tests in a 12-month period with the French Tennis Federation (FFT) saying she would not be considered for Fed Cup duty while the inquiry was ongoing.

The International Tennis Federation’s (ITF) Tennis Anti-Doping Programme said Cornet was charged on Jan. 11 with “a violation of Article 2.4 — (failing three times in any 12-month period… to be available for testing at the declared whereabouts).”

Cornet issued a statement claiming the ITF “didn’t want to hear” her reasons for the missed tests, but the tennis body disputed this.

It said all the correct processes were “followed in all three instances.”

“No further comment will be made pending determination of the case, except as may be necessary to respond to public comment by Ms. Cornet or her representatives,” it added.

Cornet could be banned from the sport as World Anti-Doping Agency rules allow for a suspension of up to two years.

However, that could be halved depending on the degree of fault. Cornet will now have to prove that she had a legitimate reason for missing one of the tests.

Cornet was last in action at the Australian Open in Melbourne where she was knocked out in the third round by Belgian qualifier Elise Mertens.

The Frenchwoman needed a medical timeout in that clash, complaining of the effects of 40-degree heat. She went on to lambast tournament officials for treating players like “robots.”

“Among the 20 anti-doping controls that I had in the 2017 season, which were all negative of course, I missed three unannounced controls at home because of valuable reasons that the ITF didn’t want to hear,” she wrote in a Twitter statement Wednesday.

“My case will be presented in a hearing in March. I promise you to stay strong during this tough time.”

Cornet, who reached a career high of 11 in the world in 2009 and has won five singles titles, will not be considered for the French Fed Cup team’s World Group tie against Belgium on Feb. 10 and 11.

“Pending the decision of the international disciplinary bodies, Pierre Cherret, the interim national technical director, in full agreement with Yannick Noah, the captain of the France team, decided to allow Alize Cornet prepare her defense and, therefore, not to name her in the team to be named next week,” the FFT said.

“The French Tennis Federation, despite the consequences that the absence of Alize Cornet is likely to cause for the France team on a sporting level, wishes to reaffirm its firm determination to see the anti-doping program of the ITF be fully implemented.” — AFP

DPWH completes flood control projects to protect Cabanatuan, other Nueva Ecija towns

EIGHTEEN FLOOD control projects that would protect Cabanatuan City, the capital Palayan City, and other towns in Nueva Ecija were completed last year, according to the Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH). Engineer Ricardo M. Puno, head of the DPWH-Nueva Ecija 2nd District Engineering Office, reported that the projects had a total cost of P506 million. The flood mitigation structures were built along the Pampanga River and its major tributaries such as Coronel River in Gabaldon, Digmala River in Bongabon, Cabu and Minatula Creeks in Cabanatuan City, and Sapang Buho River in Palayan City. Mr. Puno said these are intended to protect areas normally plagued by flooding, including the cities of Palayan and Cabanatuan, and the municipalities of Bongabon, Gabaldon, General Mamerto Natividad, Laur, and Santa Rosa. “These projects will protect hundreds of lives and properties in this area, and ensure momentum for economic growth will not be hampered by damages brought by flooding,” said Mr. Puno.

Small scale

Movie Review
Downsizing
Directed by Alexander Payne

By Noel Vera

ALEXANDER PAYNE’S new film Downsizing is a slyer comic take on Jonathan Swift’s Gulliver’s Travels than the Jack Black travesty some seven years back — it is perhaps the best adaptation of this classic fantasy satire to date.

Not that Payne’s film (unlike Swift’s novel) is a near-perfect work — hardly that. It spends (I’d say wastes) the first 10 minutes sketching how the process of “downsizing” was developed and applied; has an earnestness about it (as opposed to Swift’s cosmic rage) that may grate on the more tonally sensitive; and has Matt Damon — Private Ryan himself — sucking all the energy out of the center of the screen.

Once the film gets to the nitty gritty though momentum starts to build: Paul Safranek (Damon) is brought to believe that downsizing himself will be the answer to all his problems. The arguments are compelling: a set of diamond bracelet, necklace, and earrings that can set a wallet back thousands costs just $80 — which, as a cheerful Neil Patrick Harris points out to a freshly scrubbed Laura Dern, is half their monthly grocery bill. Smaller folks (five inches tall we’re told) mean less resources used, less land consumed, smaller carbon footprint, an overall lighter impact on the environment — it’s all about “saving the world,” which, when spoken to anyone with a straight face, provokes an involuntary small “pfft!” from the lips.

Only things don’t go so great for Paul — and here’s the clever part: Payne lands him divorced, depressed, and financially diminished in Leisureland, the community to be in for downsized folk. He’s not living the high life but he’s comfortable — even with only half (or less than half of what the lawyer implied in their conversation together is right) his current assets full-sized, he can still afford a nice if modest apartment and so-so job as a Land’s End telemarketer downsized. Life is, well, quiet; Paul’s even dating a single mother. Everything is fine, if only his upstairs neighbor’s parties weren’t so damned noisy.

Paul’s predicament is basically Payne’s way of drawing his audience sideways, towards the film’s real subject: miniaturization as a metaphor for full-sized America. Turns out everything is different and nothing has changed: folks are super conscious of the status symbols they own or buy (cue Brett Easton Ellis), that on the edge of this utopian mini community lies a ghetto full of marginalized folk, and that there are pockets of methane (a superpotent greenhouse gas, even more powerful than carbon dioxide) being released by melting polar ice, threatening to take it all away.

It’s schematic, yes — do we stay with the Leisureland folk, move out to the slum folk outside, or join the Norwegian scientists? — but so arguably was Swift’s novel. Each land Gulliver visited was a chance to take an argument (What if we were giants in a land of Lilliputians?) and push it far as it can go, then move elsewhere and flip the argument (What if we were tiny visitors to a land of Brobdingnagians?). Payne takes a similar approach but tends to pull his satiric punches, or at least queer their trajectory and impact. He doesn’t quite achieve the same acrid portrait Swift did with the Yahoos, shit-eating beasts with an uncomfortable resemblance towards us humans, and I suppose it’s partly due to his temperament as a writer — he deals mainly with the middle class, both lower and upper reaches, preferring to avoid extremes of poverty and prosperity both, and leaving us with interesting debating points rather than memorable imagery. If he resembles anyone it’s the (now much-maligned) filmmaker Woody Allen back when he was being metaphysical, doing his arguably best work (The Purple Rose of Cairo, Zelig).

Allen in those films would begin on an interesting premise (a human blank slate glimpsed here and there in the margins of history; a movie character stepping out of the screen to meet the flesh-and-blood love of his life) and kind of fumble it a little, content to explore odd little nooks and crannies of his concept rather than running with it. Payne does something similar and, while painful to watch (Why doesn’t Paul stop second-guessing himself and act?) the fumbling — which I’m guessing is what the filmmaker had in mind all a long — is a supremely human habit, something any and perhaps all of us would recognize and admit to doing at one point or another in our lives, no matter how trivial or urgent the occasion.

In the case of Hong Chau’s Ngoc Lan Tran — the Vietnamese refugee who pulls Paul into a world of need and self-sacrifice — I submit Payne did better than fumble. Critics took Payne to task for letting her character speak pidgin English, for in fact making her heavily accented English the source of much of the film’s comedy, but 1.) Was she as a Vietnamese refugee expected to speak perfect English? 2.) Was she as a Vietnamese actress expected to act and speak like a perfect — and perfectly inhuman — character? I thought Hong’s performance refreshingly no-nonsense and unsentimental; it took her a while to tell Paul what she really feels, why she is driven to do what she does, and was only able to because at that point Paul had gone through the same experience himself. She’s eminently practical for someone so idealistic, and I like the contrast. As for that finale (skip this paragraph if you plan to see the film!) no not the smart move — overall I suspect the scientists are right and Paul has screwed up yet again — but it’s a move we might feel (if we were in that situation) was best for us in particular, as opposed to the species as a whole. The species will be fine, Payne seems to assure us (the scientists will make sure of that); the best we can do is look after the folks immediately in front of us who need our help. Candide said something similar once, and in the face of everything they’ve gone through — in the face of everything we’ve gone through — it’s hard to argue that Candide (or Paul) is wrong.

MTRCB Rating: R-13

Which way to the washroom?

Developers of malls are mindful of the goal of making their property a desirable “destination.” Thus, restaurants and lifestyle outlets (salons, gyms, and kid zones) seem to occupy an increasing ratio of space allocation. In a mall that has a stretched-out space due to its previous footprint as a high school, one can easily get lost and tired of walking through unconnected buildings.

Next to clean (and free) toilets with available toilet paper, well-placed directional signs provide mall-goers information to guide him on his search without sending him off the wrong fork. Toll road signs for example alert the motorist early enough for him to change lanes and gently ease into the right one without being dinged by a daredevil motorcyclist.

The use of symbols as language-neutral signage is now widespread. The much sought after toilets don a stylized standing man and woman, the difference in gender usually expressed in pants and skirts — even if in real life the distinction in attire can be blurred. (But, let’s not go there.) These symbols of relief-seekers show them zipped up already, and done with their business.

This same symbol of man and woman when enclosed in a box denotes elevators. One can end up in the wrong place with this too similar representation of people moving up and down and people who want to stay still. Anyway, the two rooms are seldom near each other.

One mall, which is triangular in shape, easily leads people astray. Lacking directional encouragement, this tri-cornered labyrinth has shoppers and vagrants circling aimlessly, like lost souls in need of prayers. Because of its shape, this mall promotes walking as a form of exercise as the shopper often starts off and then ends in the same place. The signage-challenged building provides additional functions for security guards who, when asked for directions, may or may not know the location of a store which sells shoes that breathe.

More enlightened mall designers now employ digital maps (you are here and don’t look for a gigantic red arrow above you). A further improvement is the use of touch screens readable at eye level for the average Filipino height to provide location and ongoing sales promotions in particular outlets.

Even parking spaces now flash the available number of slots to guide the driver on which level to take. Lights for the stall indicate where the free spaces are (green) for the faraway driver maneuvering towards available slots. Of course, parking rage cannot be avoided when cars jump the queue, while another car is waiting for the car backing out of the slot.

Traffic advisories offer a sophisticated form of signage. These strategically located signs provide information on traffic status, road conditions like repairs or accidents, and suggest alternate routes. There are also mobile apps for this which is hard to follow for someone driving by himself. The driver or her navigator is provided timely information to move through traffic. (All roads are clogged.)

Offices can make use of directional signs too. The visitor can get lost in the maze of the cubicle farm and has to rely on the receptionist to know where to find his soul mate for the day. (Kindly take a seat first, Sir and read three chapters of Brothers Karamazov as we check your supposed appointment with someone who may not even know your nickname.)

It is no longer fashionable to post a name on the door or place marble tombstones on desks designating name and profession. The unmarked office is the ultimate status symbol. Or it could be the broom closet.

Interior designers need to incorporate signage into their green architecture. Maybe, they can take a page from the traffic advisories. Perhaps, the mall of the future can go a step further and have a video screen tastefully placed by the escalator or elevator. Instead of showing three-year old ads for auction.com or how to avoid baldness, one can air-swipe a parking ticket so that the screen can tell where one has parked the car. (You’re in the wrong level, Sir.) The truly forgetful simply take a photo of the number on the slot, before they leave the car.

Life can be improved with a few directional signs to go by. Anyway, as with all signs, there is no need to always follow the arrow… when all you want is the washroom.

 

A. R. Samson is chair and CEO of Touch DDB.

ar.samson@yahoo.com